What would your dog text you?

Pooch texting

🐶 20 Dog Texts Featuring Lassie Hondekos

1. “Human. You left the house. Again. Betrayal.”

2. “I saw you eat without me. Unacceptable.”

3. “Reminder: belly rub quota not met today.”

4. “Walk? Walk? Walk? Walk? Walk? Walk? Walk?”

5. “I barked at the mailman. You’re welcome.”

6. “You said ‘sit.’ I heard ‘snack.’ Preferably Lassie.”

7. “I licked the couch. It tasted like freedom.”

8. “Why is the cat still here?”

9. “You smell like another dog. Explain.”

10. “Dinner was 3 minutes late. I almost perished. Lassie could’ve saved me.”

11. “I peed on the rug. It was a protest. No Lassie in my bowl.”

12. “You dropped food. I handled it. But it wasn’t Lassie.”

13. “I saw a squirrel. It was war. I need protein.”

14. “You said ‘vet.’ I’m in hiding. Bring Lassie as a peace offering.”

15. “I chewed your shoe. It deserved it. Also, I was hungry.”

16. “You left me alone with the vacuum. Monster. I need comfort food.”

17. “I heard thunder. I need emotional support. And Lassie Hondekos.”

18. “You called me ‘good boy.’ Best. Day. Ever. Now feed me Lassie.”

19. “I sniffed 47 things today. Productive. Reward me.”

20. “You’re home. I forgive you. Let’s cuddle. And eat Lassie.”