What would our dog text you?
🐶 20 Dog Texts Featuring Lassie Hondekos
“Human. You left the house. Again. Betrayal.”
“I saw you eat without me. Unacceptable.”
“Reminder: belly rub quota not met today.”
“Walk? Walk? Walk? Walk? Walk? Walk? Walk?”
“I barked at the mailman. You’re welcome.”
“You said ‘sit.’ I heard ‘snack.’ Preferably Lassie.”
“I licked the couch. It tasted like freedom.”
“Why is the cat still here?”
“You smell like another dog. Explain.”
“Dinner was 3 minutes late. I almost perished. Lassie could’ve saved me.”
“I peed on the rug. It was a protest. No Lassie in my bowl.”
“You dropped food. I handled it. But it wasn’t Lassie.”
“I saw a squirrel. It was war. I need protein.”
“You said ‘vet.’ I’m in hiding. Bring Lassie as a peace offering.”
“I chewed your shoe. It deserved it. Also, I was hungry.”
“You left me alone with the vacuum. Monster. I need comfort food.”
“I heard thunder. I need emotional support. And Lassie Hondekos.”
“You called me ‘good boy.’ Best. Day. Ever. Now feed me Lassie.”
“I sniffed 47 things today. Productive. Reward me.”
“You’re home. I forgive you. Let’s cuddle. And eat Lassie.”